Phil and Val Rock....BIG TIME!!!

i forgot about this comm

Phil and Val died.... I am sad.

I guess I can't worth them in more ways then one.

Good bye, shrine. *sob*

I suppose they are missed.

I have not seen Val around online in too long. How can she rock my world if she isn't around to do so? *Le sigh*

You all remember how Phil said he was stopping his whoredom?

.....

That totally didn't last long, you know.

And in a public place. Infront of OTHER PEOPLE.

...I'm so proud of you, Phil!

Yeah, I totally won today. YOU LOSE PHIL.

just to restore balance to the universe...

philandvalsuck!

i still love you guys and all but i am afraid you have become far too powerful.

A pitch of why Sam loves Phil, and a pitch why Sam loves Val. To those who are on my flist, these you've already seen, but I think these were definately worth posting here.

( Phil pitch!Collapse )

And...

( Val pitch!Collapse )


....cackle. XD

"I was in third grade and I looked like a child molester, how does that work?"

-Phil

also... Phil just fellated a bottle. ah ha. ah ha. oh noes.

Contrary to popular belief, I did not 'ditch' you guys, nor did I disappear to a brothel in mexico and fall into a coma due to the drugs.

kthxbai :D

((...ZOMG! I don't look like my icon anymores!))

where's val these days?

here's what i think: she's fallen in with a bunch of drug dealers. in fact i think she's become the ringleader. and she's so hopped up on goofballs that she wouldn't even recognize us if she saw us... she'd sic her goons on us and we would all be killed.

what do you think she's been up to?

(PS: i forgot it was philday today. happy philday!)

Phil and I hung out yesterday, which was fun! What was not fun was losing my phone. O.o; I dunno where I dropped it, but we were walking up from Furama and just past Dragon City Mall, I realized it wasn't clipped to me. And flipped out. Went back to Furama, where it wasn't. Phil had his cell and we had programmed my number into it earlier so he called it.

Note: My phone's name is Kazuki. The banner thingy (Text that's always there) says "Kazuki - 416 555 5555" ...but...my number. So Phil calls. And says "Hello? Val?" a million times. And then the guy is like "Hi.....Phil? Yeah, I found Kazuki's phone.." XD So yeah. We got it back. But that was too fun.

Line of the Day
"I'm not Jesus!" (Me)

Exchange of the Day
Phil: "So what you're teaching me is to snap a cat's neck for Pez."
Val: "No....It has to have a bunny on it's head."
((My Pez dispenser has Hello Kitty with a bunny on her head ^^v))

Best Overheard Cellphone (Did he have a cellphone?) Conversation EVAR!
"...like a German Whore, not Queen Elizabeth. Stupid inbred fucks. I mean, for Godssakes, she married her own nephew..." - Said the old, possibly German man?